Petting my peeve 

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.

Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!

Petting my peeve by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020

street petting 

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

street petting by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

petting zoo 

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!

petting zoo by CSCC September 11, 2012

Petting the Dog 

Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection

"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."

"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."

Petting the Dog by Garry Larson November 12, 2011

Petting the skunk 

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

Petting the skunk by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014

light petting 

Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).

Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.

light petting by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie September 24, 2006

PENTING 

Penting-making out,suck face!(cape coloured slang for making out).
penting can also be used as(pent)when speaking about muffing.

kom ons gaan speel a bietjie penting.(lets go and make out)

ek wil met jou poes pent.(i want to make out with your cunt)

PENTING by deadly_forest_beast October 5, 2006