A smart person. He is smart. He is very intelligent. His IQ is very high. He is a kind boy under the age of sixteen. He likes to watch movies about everything. He is very good in school because he is so smart. He is a good boy. He likes animals and kids

Hans-Tore is a smart boy

Hans-Tore by Inside ur mom April 18, 2023

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Hans Olav

Hans Olav is a common Norwegian male name. Hans Olav is often known as an alpha male, because of his extremely high levels of testosterone. Hans Olav is charming and good looking additional to his extremely high sex appeal. Guys named Hans Olav is masculine, and when he comes during sex, it is usual that he delivers approximately 1,5 liters of semen in one single load.

Swedish Blonde: That guy is so Hans Olav, I would just love to give him some head.

Hans Olav by Gold Boy January 12, 2011

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Hans Landa

An SS Colonel from the movie Inglourious Basterds (2009; directed by Quentin Tarantino, played by Christoph Waltz) who loves to flex his fluency in many languages (German, French, English, Italian), loves milk and is an über bingo no one can resist. People has a love-hate relationship with that charming son of a bitch.

His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur LaPadite. I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S.S." - Hans Landa to Pierre LaPadite, Chapter 1 of Inglourious Basterds

Hans Landa by AleBasterd November 22, 2020

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Hans Hoppe

Based Economist

I would suck Hans Hoppe off but he would probably kill me.

Hans Hoppe by HansHoppe May 18, 2021

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