English 

A nationality of people who like to eat fish and chips and ride big red buses all day long. They are normally ignorant and rather annoying. The average IQ of a typical English person is around 20 and all other nationalities are roughly 100.

Lets have a English day out (you then proceed to the fish and chip shop via a big red bus). "LETS GOOO TO DA CHIPPY"

English by William ShitCunt December 15, 2008

english 

a rolled cigarette with a bit of weed mixed in made famous by joe strummer.

"wanna smoke some english?"

"should i roll an english?"

english by joe bummer February 23, 2010

English 

Powerful solvent when applied to unstable polymers. Often mistaken for language, culture, and geographic place which we all know did not really happen in the alternate universe in which english dissolves those damn polymers.

After the frightful polymer spill a liberal application of english cleaned it right up. The sun gleamed off the bright smooth surface once the english was used.

English by paralllell mr. universe October 2, 2003

English 

The English claim to be Anglo-Saxons, this is a myth invented in the 18th century to ingratiate themselves with their new German king. Their language was introduced by Roman auxilliaries and comes originally from the Dutch but most of its words are French. The people themselves are mainly Welsh with maybe 10% Danish Vikings, their favourite food is curry and they will drink anything with alcohol in it.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.

English, Anglo-Saxon, German, Roman, Dutch, French, Welsh, Danish, Vikings, curry

English by weslangdon April 21, 2013

English 

Adventurous and fearless. The most beautiful hair and eyes. Her smile and laugh light up a room. English is very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she's an out right bombshell. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league, because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl that amazing.
English at can at times be a sarcastic animal,but only when she has good reason. She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. English will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny. Consider yourself BLESSED if English lets you hang around her.

-Holy shit do you know that girl over there?

Oh, that's English. Best girl you'll ever meet.

-How do you know a girl like English?

I used to date her, but I don't deserve a girl like her. I'll never get over losing English.

English by Jmos1 October 17, 2017

English 

The new language that people can't understand

You: Hi, can you help me with something!?
Russian: Sorry no speak English.

English by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 15, 2018

English 

The official language of the country of What.

What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what!?

English by Intelligence001 August 10, 2016