convenient cute 

A person who you would only hook up with if that person were to instantaneously appear in your bed while you were horny and conveniently disappear as soon as you got off.

Person A: Do you think Nick is cute?
Person B: Well, he's convenient cute.

convenient cute by DrewL May 14, 2008

mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration

Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...

mother of convenient god by Nicole February 16, 2004

convenienceship 

Staying in a relationship because it's convenient but they're not happy, and they're both to lazy to change anything.

Ughh, look at Becky and Tom, they are in such a convenienceship.

convenienceship by corpusvitreum April 27, 2021

convenientship 

The type of relationship that, if convenient, is a friendship. However, a convenientship is broken if one party goes out of their way to converse or anything else that is friendship related.

Jesse and I totally have a convenientship, we never stay in touch but if he's around town we're friends.

convenientship by RyanDubya May 12, 2007

convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.

Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"

convenient child by Slayer96 August 23, 2017

Convience Store 

A place where you're robbed of your faith in humanity because you realize how many people don't know how to spell the word "convenience."

Guy 1: Lemme tell you 'bout this Convience Store I went to the other day.

Guy 2: You mean the Convenience Store?

Convience Store by lostallfaith October 26, 2018

convergence 

when people all meet in one place for something

the hippies converged on san francisco

convergence by narin June 4, 2004