chap laps 

In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:

* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.

* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.

* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"

"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"

"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"

"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"

chap laps by Jase April 1, 2004

chap cunt 

A very dry vagina that has not been used for years.

Shut the fuck up Millie, you stupid fucking chap cunt!

chap cunt by Bigblackcock69 May 1, 2015

Chap Baps 

Chap Baps is an alternative term for man boobs or moobs

Wow , look at that guys chap baps he would give Jordan a run for her money

That blokes chap baps are so big I would like to plant my old boy between them and slide in and out for a week.

Chap Baps by PipRule July 14, 2010

Chap Lap 

Doing constant and repetitious laps of Chapel St, Melbourne in a 'hotted up' car.

It ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Popular with the "Muzza" type.

"What are you doing this weekend?"

"Well I just got some new rims on my car, gonna take it out for a spin.."

"Sick, pick me up around and we'll do some Chap Laps"

Chap Lap by Little Maria August 19, 2008

Chap Slap 

When a male moves rapidly i.e. jogs, runs, or gallops at a fast rate and their testicles and/or penis hits their inner thigh area (unilaterally or bilaterally, depending on which way you lean and how fast you're moving) creating a 'SLAP' noise that can be heard by others.

Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.

Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)

WARNING!! Can be painful!

N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).

Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.

Yeah Nan. I know. I ran up the stairs the other day to go get my wanky blanky and i got chap slap. It was well loud!! Bloody hurt as well!!

Chap Slap by Neville Smythe-Boyd Anderson Chapworth March 26, 2005

chap smearing 

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens

Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.

chap smearing by Mullac February 29, 2008

chap with a gap 

A woman who behaves like a man and/or gets on well with men in a platonic way . One of the boys. (affectionate)

Bill: That Suzie's great, we spent hours talking about the football over a few pints, last night.
Ted: Oh yeah, she's a chap with a gap alright!

chap with a gap by Guinness2702 August 2, 2005