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eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
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I'm so fucking bored 

When you've watched every video, read every book, every fanfiction, played every game that has sparked your interest even slightly - to a point that you've considered TALKING to your family. You've listen to all your song playlists, tried conversing with friends but nothing is working - nothing is bringing you out of this state.
"Fuck dude, I'm so fucking bored! I've got literally nothing else I can do right now and it's so damn frustrating!"
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When the egg is fresh baked 

"eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"

-Tahan
Oh wow! A beautiful egg! When the egg is fresh baked, I will do a dance!

I am extremely bored

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo bored ;~;

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Woke and Boke 

Past tense of wake and bake; Starting your day with a nice wholesome bowl of cannabis- now with half the daily recommended value of THC!
I submitted this definition about half an hour after I woke and boke.
high as fuck...nuder inluence of WEED...high in the sky
i got baked today with my firedn, i almost passed out
Baked by pothead August 6, 2003