beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

beating off by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

beating it 

Beating it basically means jacking off

Austin almost got caught beating it

beating it by Crf.500 January 23, 2016

Wall Blasting 

something idiots at my school did
five or more people slamming themselves into a bathroom wall or stalls or something
they are idiots

Idiots got our school on lock down Wall Blasting.

Wall Blasting by whatiswrongwithpeople March 12, 2015

blasting the heat 

1.The act of emitting excessive warmth from the rectum. At times this also signifies the need to use the porcelain destroyer to create a repugnant rectal emission. Commonly known as farting.

2. The cause of a dutch oven.

"Man it stanks up in here. Who's been blasting the heat?"

"Damn those jelly beans are gonna make me blast the heat tonight."

blasting the heat by TheMerryWebSir May 3, 2014

Wal-Mart Beating 

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

Wal-Mart Beating by lock'on June 5, 2009

Beating Off A Dead Horse 

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

Beating Off A Dead Horse by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

Meat Beating by Mark2791 December 16, 2008