baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

baked bean teeth by 37 April 13, 2008

baked coincidence 

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

baked coincidence by benny the baker April 2, 2009

baked beans 

stoned mexicans

cypress hill is a good example of baked beans

baked beans by Hawaiian Dicking January 14, 2010

Baked Like a Potato 

Being under the heavy influence of weed while being Irish. Irish people have the uncanny ability to relate everything back to a potato.

I'm so baked Like a Potato

Baked Like a Potato by Dan The Destroyer March 12, 2015

Baked monkey 

While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."

Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.

Baked monkey by bakedmonkey69 February 1, 2022

baked bean mentality 

when your annoyed at annoying people

will u shut up your so annoying

yo man stop having a baked bean mentality

baked bean mentality by bakedbeancough69 March 24, 2022

Baked Asslaska 

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

Baked Asslaska by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007