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A shitty sport played by mental patients, also known as Victorians. South Australians and Western Australians are alright because Vlandys thinks PNG is more important than WA and won’t put a team on there. Victorian’s are a special breed of people as many sane and insane people in Australia know. It’s pretty embarrassing that the best team in Victoria is their NRL team, like seriously just support the Storm, at least with Bellamy you are guaranteed finals every year.
Also as person who has been dragged to a swans game from a friend from Adelaide who has moved here, its confirmed that half the guys at the SCG are from Newtown, which is “Gods country”. Can’t grow the game in syd when half the supporter base willingly takes it up the arse.
Also as person who has been dragged to a swans game from a friend from Adelaide who has moved here, its confirmed that half the guys at the SCG are from Newtown, which is “Gods country”. Can’t grow the game in syd when half the supporter base willingly takes it up the arse.
the afl gf was so shitty I can’t believe people pay to watch that shit. Heck even the worst NRL gfs clear a good portion of the AFL ones.
afl mentality
afl mentality by AFLGRINDERGGGG March 17, 2019
AFL Spiritual Leader
An Aussie Rules footballer who exudes and combines leadership, compassion, heart and footballing skill to provide support to team mates and coaching staff on and off the ground.
Luke Hodge is the true AFL spiritual leader at Hawthorn football club, whereas Carlton FC don't have one at all. Judd is a purely paid player (albeit a very successful one).
AFL Spiritual Leader by Flangebarron October 4, 2010
AFL fan
Generally defined as a man with <90IQ, confused about sport and nearly always 100% homosexual. An AFL fan will spend about most of their days hating on NRL, the real Australian sport, or other than that, lining up on Welfare Payments outside Centrelink.
What is AFL? Imagine a soccer goal post, remove the crossbar so goals can be shot 10 metres over the top, quadruple the width of the goals and remove the goalie. A typical AFL fan lacks the required skill to kick a goal under such conditions, which even the mentally and physically disabled find easy to achieve. To make the game homosexually friendly, a point is rewarded for missing a goal 50 metres in width, frankly more points should be rewarded for missing goals due the sheer impossibility of the task.
The majority of the AFL fan base resides in Melbourne where straightened hair on men are seen as normal by the populace.
What is AFL? Imagine a soccer goal post, remove the crossbar so goals can be shot 10 metres over the top, quadruple the width of the goals and remove the goalie. A typical AFL fan lacks the required skill to kick a goal under such conditions, which even the mentally and physically disabled find easy to achieve. To make the game homosexually friendly, a point is rewarded for missing a goal 50 metres in width, frankly more points should be rewarded for missing goals due the sheer impossibility of the task.
The majority of the AFL fan base resides in Melbourne where straightened hair on men are seen as normal by the populace.
AFL Fan: Fuck bro I missed the AFL grand finals last night!
Real man: Maybe it's cause you're sucking on cock?
AFL Fan 2: I heard AFL is a lot better than watching grass grow..
Real man: Nah mate sounds like you're mistaken.
AFL Fan 3: Fuck I wish there was gay porn where I can jack off with right now!
Real man: You're in luck cunt, the AFL is on.
AFL Fan 4: Which team do you root for in the AFL?
AFL Fan 5: I'll root for a team after you take your cock out of my ass.
Real man: Maybe it's cause you're sucking on cock?
AFL Fan 2: I heard AFL is a lot better than watching grass grow..
Real man: Nah mate sounds like you're mistaken.
AFL Fan 3: Fuck I wish there was gay porn where I can jack off with right now!
Real man: You're in luck cunt, the AFL is on.
AFL Fan 4: Which team do you root for in the AFL?
AFL Fan 5: I'll root for a team after you take your cock out of my ass.
AFL fan by Roosters2012 October 20, 2011