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Petri is a Finnish name for a man. It comes from the biblical name Saint Peter, that comes from the Greek word, Πέτρος or Pétros, meaning stone or rock.

So, all the dudes named Petri, are real tough guys.

The feminine equivalent Petra, is known to be a godess like woman with a porn star body. So naturally Petri is also one hot sexual animal, with a sensual touch.
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Petri by Rajatilatyyppi February 3, 2010
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Petri, Z. loveees yaaah xx BF;)
Petri by dolladolla October 18, 2011
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Someone who is so bad at something that you just can’t help but laugh
Messi is so bad at football, what an absolute Petri
Petri by Queso_Uwe January 24, 2023

Petri Lindroos 

The most awesome badass Nordic Warrior who ever lived.
He does harsh vocals and guitars for the sick band Ensiferum.
He used to be in Norther but got kicked out because the other guys decided he was focusing too much on Ensiferum. It was most likely because they were jealous. Petri drinks many magic potion and hails in Finland.
Metalhead: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Petri Lindroos.
Dumbass: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Dani Filth.
Metalhead: Kill yourself.
Petri Lindroos by Killdanifilth December 12, 2009

Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!
Petri Douche by wrangerti December 4, 2013

petri dish

An adjective used to describe a promiscuous person.
That bitch is a petri dish. Better come strapped, if ya know what I mean.
petri dish by GNox August 5, 2007

Petri Douche

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
Petri Douche by ameribrit January 10, 2011