Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.

Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?

Joe Mac by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016

joe macchia 

joe macchia is a kid who is nice,but also mean.If joe macchia says something he will do it no matter what it takes.If his best friend is hurt he helps,if a girl is being harassed he stands up no matter what.He is also a simp for girls.

that kid is litrally a joe macchia

joe macchia by notjoemacchia November 7, 2020

joe macklin 

Joe Macklin is the sweetest type boy you can come across! He’s very sensitive towards those he cares about if they are willing to except him. Joe Macklin’s are the type of boy who respect women and love their gfs more than anything. They can also be extremely affectionate and might show it a little too much in public! Overall husband material!!!

Girl 1: “Joe macklin is sooo HOT! And the sweetest guy ever!”
Girl 2: “I know right?!?! Too bad he has a gf or I would totally go for him!!”

joe macklin by Youraveragethot March 14, 2019

Machine Gun Joe 

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!

Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!

Machine Gun Joe by castlehoff April 23, 2011

Joemacia 

Run by a leader called Joe

"joemacia"

Joemacia by Joe's slave March 27, 2019

Joemacia 

Just allow it

" I went to joemacia"

Joemacia by Joe's slave March 27, 2019

joemack 

The type of bloke to be 5 min early due to the length of his freakishly sized nose. Has horse legs and a horsecock. straight up a weird lookin fella.

Quemars: God damn i thought my nose was weird! That Joemack is a real freak wit it!

joemack by JonNokesSlopfest69 February 16, 2022