Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve,
you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."
OR
(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put
the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the
instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."