Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.
Popular in the 60's and 70's, the Curly Wurly is the act of inserting ones finger to the second knuckle, bending at the first knuckle and twistingcounterclockwise as to create a hook to scrape encrusted poo off of the anus walls.
1. Shirley gave me the most rotten Curly Wurly last night I could smell her finger from a mile away.
2. "And little Early-Pearly came by with her curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride" - Blinded By the Light-