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amazon basic

someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.
Person 1: i’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on Black Friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.
Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.
based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018
Synonym: "Foe confidence"

A leisurely used word to describe a comment that is either too confidently said and/or is used as a way to cover major insecurity that is 100% fuck no.

"As time progresses things mutate and become much different and they evolve"-Chris D'elia at 2:00 of Ten Minute Podcast's episode "TMP- Hit Based"

Pyramid of Evolution/Latin Roots:

Hieugh 'nsecure
Hieu 'nsecure
Hie 'nsecure
Hit 'nsecure
Hit Based.
Bryan *while holding a pop tart of a phone*: "I was shooting a TV show in Alaska, by the way, a hunting show."
Chris: "That is hit based as fuck, dude."
Will: "Hit based for sure."
Hit Based by Tenmidpodette October 19, 2014

plant based drippin 

Someone on a plant based diet who is overflowing with style and flavor.
OfficialGreyMusic is a vegan rapper who dropped a dope ass freestyle in the car in 2016 called “Vegan Thanksgiving”. He became an internet sensation because his style and originality. He then coined the phrase “Plant Based Drippin”. Ex. Grey the rapper got so much swag, he’s plant based drippin!
plant based drippin by J.Shredder December 5, 2017

ya basic 

Another way to say "you're boring" or "low-class". It's become popular recently largely because of its usage by the character Eleanor on The Good Place.
Basic Ben: Hey Jen, what if the deep state brainwashed us all into forgetting that cereal is just soup, but the broth is milk?
Jen: Just stop, Ben. Please. For your own sake. Ya basic!
ya basic by thicquely February 1, 2018

Basic Bitch 

Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic I'm-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.
"I've gotta get to Hollister and Bath and Body works for the third time this week, the just announced a new sale! I just don't know how I'll ever fit in that mani-pedi with Amanda and Brittney today. Ugh, I'm just going to call in sick with my period. I need a Pumpkin Spice latte or a Cosmo right now, I can't handle this pressure. Can we go to Applebee's for dinner tonight? ...Ooh, the new Shia Labeouf movie! LOVE HIM!" - basic bitch inner monologue
Basic Bitch by Cee Gee May 1, 2014