bed kid 

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

bed kid by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016

Bunk-Bed Kid 

A bunk-bed kid is a kid who grew up sleeping in a bunk bed to themselves and had nobody to share it with.

Ethan looks like a bunk-bed kid.

Bunk-Bed Kid by What Does This Word Mean? February 19, 2023

bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.

dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.

bed kidnapped by ivandominguez February 18, 2011

Put The Kids to Bed 

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.

*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED

Put The Kids to Bed by GOODKID December 8, 2013

putting the kids to bed 

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

putting the kids to bed by Demron September 18, 2008