texlestic 

Someone who can't read text messages or wright them

L8r = later. NRG= energy. texlestic

texlestic by Gavin304 June 25, 2016

Extra-Terrestical

A rare disorder, seen most often in middle-aged white Republican males, wherein the subject is born with, or develops, a third testicle which, left unrestrained, drags along on the ground behind him.

Malibu Jackson: Shhh! I think I hear someone following us!
Franco Genovese: No, that's just my Extra-Terrestical.
Malibu Jackson: Corral that shit, bish!

Extra-Terrestical by Genovese, Franco August 23, 2011

tedesticles 

a phenomenon that occurs only rarely and exclusively within the Tedeschi family where a man will have such impressive testicles that any who see them bow down to his masculine glory

i was going to get into a fight with Tedeschi the other day, but then he whipped out his tedesticles and i had no choice but to yield to him

tedesticles by yallwannasuckmyballsdontchu July 16, 2021

telespice 

Sending racy or spicy photos and nudes via text, email, video chat, or other means of telecommunication. A more subtle way of saying: Send Nudes!

Wouldn’t you rather see my tan lines in person? Telespice is always welcome!

telespice by Lottateeth June 7, 2022

textmestic 

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

textmestic by Matt638 January 11, 2009

texmestic 

a domestic/fight with your significant other that takes place solely over text messaging

I couldn't even have fun at the strip club last night cuz my girl was so pissed I went we had a texmestic the whole time I was there

texmestic by sunshine83 March 20, 2009

teletically 

Making someone think your way through the use of large rocks and your mind.

person 1: you cant make me believe you
person 2: yes i can
person 1: prove it
person 2: teletically making you belive (picks up large stone)
person 1: nothings happe... OH GOD MY FACE, THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

teletically by Keaton May 8, 2006