not with hook's dick 

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

not with hook's dick by Jwales December 25, 2010

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds 

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.

Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004

Hook's mom 

SHOW ME THEM TITTIES AAAAAAAHHHHH. A starter course for those wishing to progress to harrison's sister, and harrison's mom.

Hooks's mom has got it going on. Hooks's mom has big titties.

Hook's mom by Hooks<3Jesus{in the most unholy of holes} May 10, 2005

Hooke’s law 

A law by Hooke that means the extension of an appendage is proportional to the virtual image displayed before it

Harry’s appendage wasn’t big because of Hooke’s law

Hooke’s law by de Broglie November 2, 2017

Shit Hook Harry's

A term used to describe a business competitor or low end retail or someplace so unremarkable you've forgotten the name of.

Wow, where did you get that? Oh I found it over at Shit Hook Harry's on the South side.

Shit Hook Harry's by Wascallywabbit June 4, 2018

butcher's hook 

Cockney rhyming sland for look.

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.

butcher's hook by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

Fisherman’s Hook 

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.

Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.

Fisherman’s Hook by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019