Smoke ass

1. Noun: A slang term for a long, passionate session of anal sex.

2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.

3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.

4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.

5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.

1. Jeff: Dude you should've been there last night, I watched a marathon of Doctor Who!
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.

2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.

3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.

Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.

5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.

Smoke ass by Fedora Jack April 1, 2016

smoke ass

1. A rump that appears to be superb while fully clothed but who's naked appearance disappoints greatly.

2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.

"Dude, Cindy is a total smoke ass. When I got her naked that fine rump turned out to be a pair of soggy flapjacks"

smoke ass by Jobdon June 30, 2016

Smoke ass

When you put a blunt in someone's ass and smoke it

"remember kids, smoke ass, eat grass and die fast!" - random highschooler

Smoke ass by Large yoshi 69 May 16, 2019

Smoke ass

The act of putting a blunt in someone's ass and lighting it

"remember kids,smoke ass,eat grass and die fast"

Smoke ass by Large yoshi 69 May 16, 2019

smoke your ass

verb 1: to be caught will in the act of something stupid and then getting a trouble 2: to get beat up 3: getting pumped full of bullet holes

yo mike your girlfriend kristin randomly sat on the floor in study hall today
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so

smoke your ass by shazam the man October 24, 2009

Ass Smoke

When one's internal gasses are released and it smells extravagantly horrible for long periods of time. Often occurs after consuming Mexican foods. Ex: Tacos and Beans.

After eating eggs, tacos, rice, beans, etc.

Ass Smoke by DAN S May 13, 2005

smoke that ass 

to humilate someone and/or clown someone because of their physical characteristics or dumb actions, in a joking manner.

Jake started clowning me, so someone told me to smoke that ass.

smoke that ass by ddady October 22, 2010