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swamp hog 

The words "swamp hog" are used to describe, or rather to name a filthy creature found on the Colorado Front Range. Known to fornicate, the swamphog now has 2 offspring. While not elusive enough, the swamphog isnt known by many. Its advised to residence in the area to use severe caution, as the swamphog is HUNGRY. Known to jack $ to support its young, the swamphog is believed to still be thriving.
"I saw the swamp hog in a mafia suit. The nylon in the thighs had melted from friction."
swamp hog by Peter*North November 1, 2007

Swamp Honkey 

A white trash male or female; most likely the spawn of inbreeding resulting in webbed fingers/toes...

Used as an insult towards caucasian people who behave or speak in ways that reflect trailer trash habits...
Tiffany is such a Swamp Honkey, she drinks budweiser through a straw between her missing front teeth
Swamp Honkey by Lovely Jones June 12, 2011

swamp hog 

An extremely fat or obese woman with a very VERY hairy pubic area and with as The Doctor said, a beaver barrier. This term is best used to describe this type of fat woman when she's naked or almost naked.
Biologist/Zoologist Dr. Michael Hein and his group of 4 scientists were out exploring and studying the wildlife around the muddy banks and swampy areas of the Amazon River in South America, when he and his team were suddenly ambushed, attacked, and raped by a band of native swamp hogs.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
swamp hog by Mark H October 1, 2004

Swamp Hoe 

A highly unattractive,buckled hooker, with an extremely swampy Oder that can only make money in swamp like surroundings.
That Swamp hoe was hell a buckled, but I guess it was still worth the dollar fifty.
Swamp Hoe by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016

Swamp Hoe 

A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.
That Swamp Hoe was ugly as hell, but a great deal at a dollar fifty.
Swamp Hoe by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016

swamp hoggy 

A fat boo boo in the toilet. Particularly a rather green turd that spray paints the toilet bowl filled with a vast assortment of precarious chunks and giblets.
Damn you... really fucked that toilet up. Quite the massive swamp hoggy if I dont say so myself.
swamp hoggy by Kyoda April 21, 2019