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Chipper Jones 

Chipper Jones just launched another homer!
Chipper Jones by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003

Chipper Jones 

The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.
Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.
Chipper Jones by MLB fan June 12, 2009

chipper jones 

overrated baseball player. still good, but not as good as people say he is.
no example for now or ever
chipper jones by Adrian December 12, 2004

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026