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swallow it 

2. " when you give me top, you better swallow it. "
swallow it by cakeee. July 20, 2016

Swallow it ! 

"Swallow it !" is what a guy says to you after he jacks off on your tongue and wants to see you take his load.
Matt jerked off on my tongue and then told me to "Swallow it !"
Swallow it ! by eda-skip October 17, 2021

swallow or it's going in your eye 

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.
Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

smallowitz

A penis that is too small due to a bad circumcision A Jewish man with a small penis.
That girl likes big dicks, she'll never date a Smallowitz.
smallowitz by Phil'n Good May 17, 2015