A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

Bradley Griffin-Salt by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

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Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says

" What the deuce??!!"

Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age

Stewie Griffin by Petergriffin#awesome December 4, 2017

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Peter Griffin

A very funny man

Person 1: have you ever heard of Peter griffin

Person 2: ya he is a very funny man

Peter Griffin by Böì October 22, 2020

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griffin middle school

ok so griffin is lowkey like hell. i can not stand it. all the girls literally wear shorts up their ass and the boys are always high asf. olweus is stupid and should be taken off the schedule. algebra is overrated and mrs park is my mom. but like everyone is so annoying and literally decreases my will to live. some people are actually like the worst and make me want to abort myself.

griffin middle school is trash

griffin middle school by tiktokgoddess November 12, 2018

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