A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven
men are at one fellows house, and one of the
men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold
will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there
will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What
will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a
spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man
5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too
will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete
will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.