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Dollar Dick Burrito 

A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!
Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!

Dick Dollar 

A dollar bill used to measure ones dick, usually in the presence of a curious girl. (a dollar bill is 6 inches)
She wanted an accurate length so I pulled out a dollar and measured for her. Then later steve wanted to borrow a dollar, and hes an asshole, so I loaned him my dick dollar.
Dick Dollar by JoshMarshall April 18, 2010

Dollar Menu Dick 

A small dick, a dick that would not show up on the grande meal menu.
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more
Man did you hear what Allison said last night, he was so bad that she needed four servings of his dollar menu dick.

cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money 

filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE
Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

Dick Dollars 

Created by vigorously and violently rubbing your junk on money.
Don got pissed when he lost at cards so he turned the pot into dick dollars by pulling his junk out and rubbing it all over the money on the table.
Dick Dollars by Turnitupto11 August 6, 2016

whiskey-dicked dollar 

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.
Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.