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As a noun: A bunch of color (usually paint) applied onto a canvas (which resembles a white, thick piece of fabric attached to a frame). Depending on the skill of the artist and/or the taste of the viewer, it can be labeled as 'art'... Or an over-priced piece of wood, fabric, and paint.

Verb: The act of applying color (usually paint by the use of a brush) over the canvas.
Noun: The Mona Lisa is a painting which became famous because someone stole it... If you've ever been to the museum, you can see WHY it was stolen. (It's the ONLY painting that could possibly fit through the doorway. The other paintings are HUGE.)

Verb: Person A: What the hell are you doing?
Person B: Painting.
Person A: ... (Does dumping buckets of paint on a canvas count as 'painting'?)
Painting by Ebony Chalk December 26, 2008
"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women.
Haha, caught you painting last nite.

I've got a feeling your busy painting!!!

"Just gonna have a paint before i go out"
painting by Bec & Seb October 29, 2006
after a man ejaculates upon a woman he uses his dick like a brush to paint a picture with his semen. the painting is usually simple and temporary
for her 18th birthday amanda's boyfriend gave her a PAINTING of a present
painting by Simon Riley June 24, 2010
"oi broo lets go painting on the M-line".
painting by frantic oreo February 27, 2009
The act of pinching and then slapping cheeks to make them rosey red
Jenny decided that painting her cheeks would make her look good for her boyfriend
painting by Cronicial April 10, 2011
The act of ejaculating on the picture of a female, creating a very creative portrait that should be sold in a museum
I hate that bitch mariah Carey so much---I think I'll print out a picture and do a little painting.