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Hanspeter
Hanspeter (Hans-Peter) is a name of German origin.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.
Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.
Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
Examples of the use of Hanspeter in reference to heavy beer drinking:
"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"
"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"
Hanspeter by CatLady000 January 23, 2012
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Hangouter
A person who hangs out in the streets, whether all by himself or together with others just like him. Originated in the Philippines as the official name for a tambay in relation to tambayan ( hangout).
Hangouter by Sicnarf Rodavlas June 22, 2018
Handsterbation
Tito: knuckle sandwhich!
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.
Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.
Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.