poononi 

the nicer way of saying cunt

Vicki has the best tasting and nicest looking poononi i've ever gotten my wang on.

poononi by Gary December 5, 2004

Armani poonani 

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.

- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.

Armani poonani by markyspeaks April 18, 2005

Poonani

Noun. Slang word for the vagina. Pussy Cunt Muff

Do you want to smell my poonani?

Poonani by Anonymous November 4, 2002

poonono 

Poonono is an old vagina often with large muff. Age is 35-110.

oh shit I’m going to be sic after seeing that poonono

poonono by Peter Pan47547 May 27, 2008

Pootonium 

Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.

Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!

Pootonium by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011

Pooponic Plague 

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009

Poonani

pussy

I wanna hit that wet poonani

Poonani by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018