assnapkin
Noun: (1) Toilet Paper, originally. (2) Now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.
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ass napkin
a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
ass napkin by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007
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assraping
1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.
2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.
2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.
"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."
"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."
"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."
assraping by Turtlittle September 27, 2013
ass napkin
A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.
I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
ass napkin by paulmor909 September 5, 2016
Android Asstaking
"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012