WAFN

Pronounced “wah-fin”, WAFN is an acronym which stands for “What a Fu#%ing Nightmare!” These days, let’s face it, everything is pretty much a nightmare, so fly your freak flag at full mast and embrace your inner WAFN.

WAFN! This day keeps getting worse, the harder I work, the worse it gets... W.A.F.N.

WAFN by WAFNStiltzkin December 5, 2018

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Wafn

The acronym for "What a Freggin' Noob." Used to put someone who has just embarrassed themselves into a further state of embarrassment. Used when only talking about one person. Also See plural Wabofn

Person 1: Dude! Look at this video I found on youtube.
Person 2: Oh man! That was awesome, he totally got owned!
Person 1: Yeah, I know. Wafn.

Wafn by DJ Sam August 11, 2006

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Wafn

WAFN

Is and acronym for "What a fuckin nigger", said by a famous youtuber pewdiepie in one of the pewdiepie PUBG stream.
This acronym first came up in a twitch chat whenever they mention pewdiepie or some racist joke.

Some random streamer on twitch: *Mention PewDiePie*
Chat 1: HYPERBRUH WAFN
Chat 2: TriHard Pewds cmonBruh

WAFN by Jeniferlower August 6, 2018

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wafn

The short form of "what a fucking nigger". This legendary sentence said the youtuber "PewdiePie" in an PUBG-livestream after an enemy had killed his m8. This sentence got popular after the great shitstormed of the media, and after that it was an meme used by his fans, haters and popular meme-creators (Dolan Dark). The short form "wafn" was firstly crated by an 13 year old afghan boy named "Salman Iklil" who first said it in a discord call.

"wafn" is used when someone do something that make him an asshole.

wafn by DanTheHalfMen April 6, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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