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Turkish Offroader 

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.
"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."
Turkish Offroader by BBone224 October 15, 2018

offloading 

pooping. like a semi-truck trailer that offloads it's goods out of the back of the truck.
Man, I just gorged at the Mexican restaurant across the street. I had two huge carne de rez burritos. I think I am gonna be offloading in the bathroom for a while.
offloading by Poetjester September 11, 2016
I managed to offload on her tits.
offload by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

offload that bage 

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!
When you are removed from a plane for being too drunk
I'm sorry, but we're going to have to offload you
Offload by HMAN&DROCK July 19, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026