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Don't. Call. Your. Fucking. Mom.

When your at a party with no parents. Don't.

When underage people are drinking. Don't.

When your just uncomfortable. Don't.

Just dont call your fucking mom. Okay? Okay.
Meghan: Guys where's Loren?
Maddie: Shes in the bathroom calling her mom!!!πŸ˜©πŸ˜–πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ˜€πŸ˜€
Meghan: WTF??!?! Didn't anyone tell her DCYFM?
DCYFM by Sk3rtSk3rt September 20, 2016
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Person One) I really want an IPad Pro, but I can’t afford one dyfm.
Person Two) Fs, not everyone can afford those things.
dyfm by shoreee January 19, 2021
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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

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