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I am the President of all Megahoes at Hoe Ltd.

Santella is Vice President.

The are alot of megahoes on THE board (i won't tell you wich...)

The Word Megahoe derives from the words;

Mega and Hoe

Simple As.
Scott: Hey Santa you fucking hoe!
Santa: Oh Hi Scott! Sorry i couldn't male it into Hoe Ltd today as i have impaled myself on one of my bedposts.
Scott: Ohhh Emmm Geee! You must be a right hoe! Your bedposts are nearly half a metre in length! *shocked*
Megahoe by Sc00t November 20, 2004
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A kid named Nick and Morgan who share the same amount of love and affection towards each other for eternity

This works with any name that starts with N or M, work best with Nick and Morgan
Megahoe were making out in the car

Megahoe lied about kissing Nick in the car

Megahoe lied about liking Morgan

Megahoe Nick and Morgan lie about liking each other back
Megahoe by Hunterposkill July 9, 2021
How's that guys Megahey!
Megahey by Chin69 January 14, 2016

megahookjob

That unexpected feat, with help from the wealthiest Russians, of packaging the likes of Donald Trump as a savior to the disenfranchised blue collar masses.
That well orchestrated megahookjob effectively caught my whole family, one by one, like blind fish in a barrel.
megahookjob by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Megaherz 

A German metal/rock/industrial band, though anyone who considers Megaherz to be industrial should be shot. They produce suprisingly moving, thoughtful and meaningful lyrics for a band of their genre and decibel level.

They have produced several amazing songs, such as An Deinem Grab, Perfekte Droge, Spiel Nicht, Heute schon gelebt? and Liebestoter.

Sometimes compared to Rammstein, although they seem (to me) to be very different
Megaherz is a great German band!
Megaherz by Someone February 26, 2004

MegaHo Monster

A girl who is really dirty. Almost like a smelly pirate hooker, but worse.
Damn homie look at that nasty bitch!

Yeah Dude! Shes a real MegaHo Monster
MegaHo Monster by BIG YETI DICK January 20, 2007

megahoni 

Noun. A girl with an amazingly hot body that has been shaped by yoga. The booty on the megahoni is exceptionally prominent, and stunning.
A: "I'm having a heart attack; did you see that girl that just walked by!?"
B: "Oh my god, I would kill to sink my teeth into that megahoni!"

or

"Mmmm... Look at that perfect ass on that megahoni!"
megahoni by Brent rOz March 25, 2007