fuctotion

A lot of fucks you don't have to give.

All these fucks I don't give are piling up in my fuctotion.

fuctotion by hannahemiland April 26, 2016

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fuckation 

A short trip with the sole purpose of fucking. There may be little to no sleep involved in a fuckation.

Wanna hook up? I need a fuckation.

Fuckation by AW69 December 18, 2010

fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.

The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

fucktationship by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008

fucktion 

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.

Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.

fucktion by goatsearse May 12, 2009

fucktion 

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

fucktion by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

fuckation 

A vacation with your FWB (preferably somewhere tropical) where you plan to do nothing but have sex, drink, and lay on the beach.

Next week I'm heading to Jamaica for a fuckation with that booty call I met last month.

fuckation by spinnster December 23, 2008