A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

Smashmatic 4000 by Dahn April 14, 2008

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Smashcan

Having the ability to sex someone,

Angélica might not like PDA, but when we get in private she will smashcan.

Smashcan by AMiller123 September 20, 2014

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SmackChat

To Smack talk with another person using Snap Chat. This term was coined by business professor Julie Rothbardt at Monmouth College

I’m going to SmackChat that Patriots fan to remind him how awesome the Steelers are.

SmackChat by dRjRo6 December 3, 2017

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