Graft Gaff Shag 

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

Graft Gaff Shag by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

Gaff shoes 

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

Gaff shoes by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021

Sitting In The Gaff 

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.

Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."

Sitting In The Gaff by MC Monty July 1, 2020

Shaft Gaff 

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.

Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.

Shaft Gaff by The OG Manager February 18, 2020

sean oggs gaff

once youre in, youre never out. sean oggs house is a curse. for example: morgan taylor was a healthy young boy, he went into sean oggs gaff and he was changed into an mkat (mephedrone) sniffing junkie. he said he will be getting off it but continued to sniff. sean oggs gaff is paranormal and definitely not recommended. MINCED EH X

1 - we should go sean oggs gaff.
2 - HELL NO THAT PLACE IS CURSED.

sean oggs gaff by the beast of banff May 8, 2023

Spade Gaff 

A place or property which is frequented by blacks.

I'm not going in that spade gaff.

Spade Gaff by Liberal White Male May 16, 2007

Splunted off the Gaff

Extremely stoned; high on Grand Daddy Purp; greened-out

I smoked a whole blunt to myself and now I’m absolutely splunted off the gaff.

Splunted off the Gaff by owowman November 10, 2025