A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.

John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!

douche-tit by dbindschedler June 11, 2006

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dont cop a tit

when trying to tell someone to not freak out.
or to not make a big deal out of things.

God Kelly, I'll do it later, dont cop a tit!

dont cop a tit by baileemae69 June 30, 2011

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douche-tit

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)

The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!

Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!

What a douche-tit!

douche-tit by Michael Antkowiak July 26, 2008

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This ain't it dog

Used to bring a person back to reality about a recent terrible decision they have made. The person is often embarrassing or humiliating themselves and are completely unaware of how they are perceived. Dog is used in an affectionate but slightly condescending way to endear the person to trust the judgment of the speaker. Pairs nicely wit the No One: Not a soul: meme format

Feri G in 2019: Let me sing the national anthem like a drunk aunt witch

No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.

This ain't it dog by Blinky Winky March 29, 2022

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