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A fictional biography of a real person, usually written in the style of a Wikipedia entry - hence the term "Ficki" (Fiction + Wiki)
The ficki on my blog describes me as "a retired Anglican preacher who raises peonies": but in the real world, I'm actually a twenty-two year old Zamboni driver.
Ficki by balbulican March 15, 2009
During Eight Mile, Shawn sings out with a ficki fick.
FICKI by David G Moore April 7, 2003

ficki ficki

German mock-baby talk for "fucking", thereby reducing language to its essentials.
"What is it all about?" "Ficki ficki."

Ficki, ficki, like, like
Ficki, ficki, like, like
Ficki, ficki, like, like
Ficki, ficki, like, like
Men, men, like, like
Ficki, ficki, like, like
(Song by Tahnya)

Pulp Fiction Date 

A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.
"So next Saturday I've got a Pulp Fiction date with my buddy's girlfriend."
Pulp Fiction Date by MrTheNick January 29, 2010

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

Fickpingis 

Play 'fickpingis', a Swedish word that means "to touch your scrotum (penis and/or testicles) through the pocket in your pants".
It's not very unusual to see Swedish politicians do this in public places or on TV. Of course, unaware that anyone would notice.

Fickpingis is observable by looking (voluntary or involuntary) at the groin of a person who moves his fingers, mostly up and downwards, which will cause a seemingly rhythmic movement from inside the pants.

The English translation would be 'Pocket tennis', from the word 'pingis' (table tennis).
-"Let's play the Swedish noble sport 'fickpingis'".
Fickpingis by The Cre November 15, 2010