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I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

Tunneling 

The act of only chasing one survivor in Dead By Daylight the entire game and instantly going to them when they get unhooked
“Ugh the killer is tunneling me can you take a hit?”
Tunneling by Internetsavior September 22, 2019

Tunnel Rats 

U.S. military personnel whose job is to crawl through enemy tunnels in search of the Viet Congs.
The tunnel rats were American and Australian infantry soldiers whose task was to carry out underground search and destroy missions during the Vietnam War. The Viet Cong guerrillas had built a complex system of tunnels in which they hid themselves and their weapons when they were under attacks. They were extremely dangerous, with numerous booby traps and enemies lying in wait.

Tunnel vision 

the loss of peripheral sight, which makes it look like one’s vision is restricted to a narrow tube. It represents an individual focusing solely on one goal and suggests purposeful ignorance of evidence contradicting their pursuit of the goal.
My mama told me: "Boy, make a decision!"
Right now I gotta keep a tunnel vision
-Kodak

tunnel brother 

A guy who has banged the same girl you have
Oh, you banged Sally? You know that you and Kyle are tunnel brothers now, right?
tunnel brother by caveman pleasures September 2, 2013

Texas tunnel 

A Texas tunnel is a stretched out vaginal or anal region.
After multiple babies, Susie lamented that she now had a Texas tunnel where her vagina had been.
Texas tunnel by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016