Shaint 

Originally brewed in building 31, Section 5 of the Bronx, NY. Shaint is short for "sure aint". This phrase gained notoriety in the early 1990's.

Homie #1: Fam, that girl you were with , that's wifey? Homie #2 SHAINT

Shaint by OMGPHAT.com December 12, 2015

Shaint 

When someone has to have a bowel movement so bad they faint. In medical terms, defecation syncope or vasovagal syncope. In short, shit-faint...shaint.

I had to shit so bad the other day I shainted...good thing I didn't hit my head or shit on myself.

Shaint by Badaducci December 7, 2018

shaint 

liquid paint like shit that covers the inside of the toilet bowl after a explosive shit

After eating taco bell for lunch and supper i left shaint all over the toilet bowl

shaint by roachburger July 13, 2009

Shaint 

To faint whilst shitting. Usually after a particularly nasty curry or if suffering from a fever.

Did you hear that Ian shainted at work today.

Shaint by pb1979 June 16, 2011

Shaint 

When you are so scared that you faint and shit yourself...

Oh Crap, I just shainted myself...

Shaint by Jackalope97 November 19, 2011

Shaint 

Shit covered taint. Gooey shit on taint

Doug shit himself and his taint was covered in it. Hence Shaint

Shaint by Shainty Devil July 25, 2006

shaint 

to paint by smearing paint on a canvas,
most of the time the paint is half dried and you smear it with your hand.

Eliza used to shaint in her free time

shaint by quendolyn August 10, 2020