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The worship of God, which is Kurt Cobain
The holy Gospel of Teen Spirit read by followers of Cobainism was written by God, Kurt cobain.
Cobainism by migueltherocker June 30, 2008

cocainify 

• to coat with cocaine, typically used as food seasoning
Guy 1: “Dude, if you cocainify lasagna, it tastes so much better!”
Guy 2: “Really?”
Guy 1: “Yeah, I even fed it to my wife. She loved it!”
cocainify by cocainified March 29, 2021

confinity 

An oxymoronic term used to metaphorically describe a finite “infinity”; confined “infinity.”
It’s taking a confinity for class to end.
It’ll be a confinity before the next round starts.
confinity by applebin September 3, 2020

cobainite 

Person who worships Kurt Cobain and says they LOVE Nirvana but they can't name the other members of the band, one album, or a song other than smells like teen spirit.
True story:

Me: *sees girl pick up nirvana shirt* hey you like nirvana?!
Girl: err yeah. like totally my favorite band!
Me: Cool, whats your favorite album?
Girl: Uhhhh i totally like them all?
Me: Fucker. you just got it because he *points at kurt* is hot.
Girl: *runs away while screaming* MOMMY THIS GIRL CUSSED!
cobainite by Ka January 16, 2005
cobainism : the worship of god themself, kurt cobain. (kurt cobain is lead singer and guitarist of the band nirvana and god)
I am cobainism.

I follow cobainism.

I agree with cobainism.
Cobainism by haisskjebdks June 19, 2021
adj. Of a thoughtful/whimsical and pensive, yet passive and melancholically comical nature reminiscent of Kurt Cobain, a pop icon of the late 80s and early 90s and lead singer/frontman/guitarist/songwriter for the highly influential rock group, Nirvana.

adj. Of a lyrical and/or melodic style similar to Kurt Cobain's.
i'm bored, but i don't want to do anything--maybe i'm being Cobainian.

That last song you played sounded pretty Cobainian to me.
Cobainian by herschel Stratego March 18, 2012