toushing 

From the ancient language of "IRC"

To perform sexually explicit acts on ones computer, especially the keyboard.

"Feral> i toush the keys"

Feral is an expert when it comes to toushing.

toushing by [nrx] October 10, 2004

toshing 

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

toshing by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Traffic Touching 

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.

"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."

Traffic Touching by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015

touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.

- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.

touching fish by Shizibizan January 19, 2021

Touching hats 

The act of making love with one or more partners of any sex, referring to the touching of genitals

"So you remember the girl from last night? Well I took her home after and we were, uh, touching hats for a good two hours."

Touching hats by Sarg Pepper August 25, 2011

Stop touching kids 

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids

You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids

Stop touching kids by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020