szmata 

1. a dirty rag used to clean the floor, furniture, etc.
2. a ripped article of clothing worn by a person
3. see twat
4. see smut
5. a derogatory term used to describe a girl who has no respect for herself. These types of girls keep together and spread slowly.

1. i was cleaning the floor with a szmata
2. Nice shirt, or should i say nice szmata.
3. see twat example
4. see smut example
5. My friend turned out to be the biggest szmata, she'll get with anyone.

szmata by trish October 6, 2004

samatarded 

adjective
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did

Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.

similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.

"A: your son is more handsome than I expected
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "

samatarded by swtrans September 13, 2011

sumata 

A Japanese sexual term in which the female rubs her labia majora against the male's penis, without actual penetration.

My friend went into the cathouse for some major SUMATA. Unfortunately, they didn't speak Japanese and kicked him out.

sumata by Gunblader September 19, 2008

sematary 

super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.

-Babe stop listening to sematary.

-haughhhhh

sematary by Fel5 November 19, 2021

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

smatarded by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

shmata 

A yiddish term for a rag, towel, or washclothes. You'll probably hear your jewish grandmother saying it

Get that damn shmata you shmuk!

shmata by neil S April 27, 2006

Sematary 

Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound

Why is he so greasy?
It is because he is doing a Sematary cosplay.

Sematary by nakedmoleratlover February 7, 2022