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n, 1) Father.
2) husband, boyfriend, or lover.
her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight
old man by herbie August 25, 2004
A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.
That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.
Old Man by T Macalicious May 16, 2011
A person with experience in the bed but only gets laid by hookers because his dick can't get hard
If you see an old man on the street tell him the reason why he can't get erect is because he has over used it
Old man by I love lamp 69696969 January 11, 2020
someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking.
I'm such an old man! I'm so old!
old man by Marc Williams September 26, 2004
the invisible old man that lives on pool tables who changes the direction of pool balls, making them go in impossible directions. he also bends you over and fucks you in the ass while you are losing a game, and if you are winning, he has already fucked you in the ass at an earlier time for payment.
How did I miss that shot? Old man, get off the table!

OLD FUCKING MAN!
an old man is probably named leo, probably also gay, and simps over his boyfriend
“wow you’re such an old man! you act just like leo!”
Old Man by pp<3 August 17, 2023