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the shoe 

An alternate phrase for the shit. Commonly used by Mormon and other teens who cannot use profanity. This is similar to a Profanity Loophole.
the shoe by BasharTeg July 28, 2003

The shoe is on the floor! 

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

the shoe is on the other foot 

the situation is now the opposite of what it was, especially because someone who was weak now has power
The shoe is on the other foot because he atcually passed the test. I did not know he could do that.

The Shoe Horn 

When a man has sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. He then proceeds to removes one of her spiked high heels and sticks it up her ass toe up, and grabs it like the horn of a saddle and rides it.
I did the shoe horn last night the bitch loved it.
The Shoe Horn by Paul Stuffy October 10, 2006

The shoe horn 

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.
When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!
The shoe horn by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

The Shoe Trumpet 

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
The Shoe Trumpet by LilNickker April 18, 2017