Weev

The greatest tech expert known to man. Best known for hacking the pentagon and using his cyber skillz to defend great websites from evil jews. He's currently using his epic computer clout to launch a cyber counter offensive on all the nerdy nibbas in israel. He presently lives in his super secret evil compound deep in the heart of Russia.

Guy 1: Hey bro I just downloaded some mods for skyrim!
Guy 2: Aww nice bro, you're just like Weev!

Weev by lolisocks October 18, 2019

dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.

"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."

dick weevil by MrBQ June 30, 2014

Bin Weevils 

The next Fortnite. This beautiful game is like club penguin but better.

Guys Call me Stupid But I Think Bin Weevils Is The Next Fortnite

Bin Weevils by LegitMemeulous June 11, 2018

Poon Weevils 

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.

She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.

Poon Weevils by secf October 2, 2008

Weevil hunting with Ianto 

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.

Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.

Weevil hunting with Ianto by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

fart weevils 

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.

My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.

fart weevils by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

weevil 

Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.

Damn weevils in my apple!

weevil by Dylan January 10, 2005