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sheet caked 

Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.
That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.
sheet caked by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.
Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
Sheet Cake by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

Sweet cake pop 

When you bite his balls after squirting on them
Mark: bro Kayleigh gave me a sweet cake pop last night

Sam: I doubt that

Sweet Cake

An ugly pony in ponytown with a disgusting color combo
Marisaguap: Dude this strip club sucks, all the strippers are ugly!
Erxilia: Look at that ugly pony, that’s a sweet cake pony
Sweet Cake by djgassygirl December 3, 2025

sheetcake 

Verb To confidently ignore your problems under the false pretense that they will simply go away on their own.
Yeah, that Klan rally is coming through town tomorrow, but if we all just sheetcake this, we'll be fine.
sheetcake by ATX0 August 18, 2017