Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

two-seater

- a word to describe someone who is too big (fat)

to fit in one airline seat and is forced to buy another seat.

- a word to describe someone who is on the edge of becoming too fat to fly on in a single seat.

You better watch your diet or else you will be a two-seater and fly extra. Well at least you can have have two carry-ons baggage on the bright side.

two-seater by Boosh23 December 5, 2009

two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.

Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.

two-seater by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023

Two-seater

A two-seater is a type of threesome when two women are sitting on a man’s genitals and face.

Jason: “I heard through the grapevine that Daniel did a two-seater with Mary and Trish last night.”
Caleb: “I’m so jealous dude! I need to do one with Anna and Katy!”

Two-seater by rosenovarocks January 10, 2026

two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

two seater by frank carter January 25, 2010

two seater douche canoe 

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

two seater douche canoe by SwagBadger August 28, 2012

two-seamer 

A two-seam fastball. A pitch thrown with high velocity like a regular fastball, but typically with more movement, often downwards like a sinker. Named after the positions of the pitcher's index and middle fingers, which are held along the baseball's two seams where they are closest together.

"Jeff Samardzija and Doug Fister throw some of the best two-seamers in the game. Samardzija throws them faster, but Fister gets more ground-ball outs."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Well, I thought maybe you'd be interested, since you're looking it up Urban Dictionary."
"No."
"OK."

two-seamer by pandaKrusher April 8, 2015