Heirhead

See also celebutard: describing the mental state or capacity of someone well endowed with money without having used their own intelligence or wisdom to acquire it.

From the NY Times, 07-05-08:
"Paris' publicist and fall guy, Elliot Mintz - whom she axed after he testified he told the heirhead her license was suspended for 30 days instead of four months - vowed he would do anything to win her back."

Heirhead by wedgeone May 23, 2007

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heirhead

A gay queen obsessed with celebrities.

"Wedgie is on the celeb blogs all day replying to every single comment. He's such a flaming heirhead!"

heirhead by schack July 1, 2007

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Heirhead

heirhead

Fellatio performed by the offspring of wealthy parents

The hours and pay weren't great, but Paris Hilton's bodyguard always looked forward to getting heirhead in the back of the limo on the way home.

heirhead by RichardPort July 7, 2007

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Heirhead

A better name for Ms. Hilton's newest book? ^^'

Say "heirhead" once out loud. Got it? Good.

Heirhead by Setsuna September 14, 2004

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heir-head

As coined by Marianne Garvey writing for the New York Post: An individual who is both an heir to a substantial fortune and an air-head.

Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.

heir-head by Andyduncan July 20, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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