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Heirhead 

See also celebutard: describing the mental state or capacity of someone well endowed with money without having used their own intelligence or wisdom to acquire it.
From the NY Times, 07-05-08:
"Paris' publicist and fall guy, Elliot Mintz - whom she axed after he testified he told the heirhead her license was suspended for 30 days instead of four months - vowed he would do anything to win her back."
Heirhead by wedgeone May 23, 2007
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heirhead 

"Wedgie is on the celeb blogs all day replying to every single comment. He's such a flaming heirhead!"
heirhead by schack July 1, 2007
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heirhead 

Fellatio performed by the offspring of wealthy parents
The hours and pay weren't great, but Paris Hilton's bodyguard always looked forward to getting heirhead in the back of the limo on the way home.
heirhead by RichardPort July 7, 2007

Heirhead 

A better name for Ms. Hilton's newest book? ^^'
Say "heirhead" once out loud. Got it? Good.
Heirhead by Setsuna September 14, 2004

heir-head 

As coined by Marianne Garvey writing for the New York Post: An individual who is both an heir to a substantial fortune and an air-head.
Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.
heir-head by Andyduncan July 20, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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