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Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.
bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !
shitsnake by billyp01 September 10, 2010

shitscapade 

An event, sacred in most bromances, in which 2 to 4 bros enter a public bathroom and take a consecutive shit
Mike finishes eating: I have to shit

Anthony: So do I

Mike: Shitscapade?

Anthony: You read my mind.
shitscapade by InfamousBellO May 25, 2010

shitscaping 

Shitscaping or shitscapped. Describes a poorly executed landscaping job, such as poor lawn cutting, poor brick laying, poor mulch spreading, etc. The act of shitscaping is commonly done among landscaping companies that do not have the proper amount of personal, equipment, or knowledge to carry out a given job.
Since the employee franked up the lawn mower, by flipping the lawnmower when trying to cut grass on a steep hill, the grass was shitscapped because it was tore up by the tires and many areas were left uncut.

The landscaping company bid very low on a given job, which bidding low typically correlates in doing a very poor landscaping job, hence shitscaping.
shitscaping by bigjholdem November 27, 2011

shitsnatch 

vulgar. euphemism for the "male vagina." used to describe the anus of a gay man that is used for penetration during gay sexual intercourse.
When I saw that fine ass man I decided that my shitsnatch was open for business.

synonyms shitpussy, mussy, manpussy,
shitsnatch by linguistique_d'urbane September 20, 2009
n. The act of taking a nap while sitting pants down on the toilet. Often happens after a long night of drinking, or just whenever the mood strikes.

v. the act of taking a shitnap. -ing,
Guy1: "I'm so tired, and I've got to take a shit."
Guy2: "Shitnap, dude... shitnap."
Guy1: "Good call, see you in about 45 minutes."
shitnap by Wade Justice April 19, 2005